This a rap celebrating group member Pato/ BDP/ The Duck's birthday. It was a solo effort by Todd in a few hours before work.
Sexy guitarist, Wolfmother cover,
Wet Love you even though that you’re my brother,
If I had different parts then you’d be my lover,
At the beach them ladies ain’t running for cover,
You’re 26 from a school for of dicks,
Blowing minds in five bands and them tasty fret licks,
Hang out every week it’s a big adult feat,
Sandwiches and tattoos yeah they're just down the street.
Not gay to say you mean the world to me,
Weather’s not cool,
B’ball and tinnies for lawnmower fools,
I’m outta breath,
You are the best,
Doin’ them push ups for that swollen chest,
Wet Love’ll be 3,
Privileged that I’m on your music journey,
Wear nice socks,
Scott West rocks,
140 free beers in the corporate box,
We’ll wind up big,
Izmir’s kebabs lamb and chicken; no pig,
Drunk I bet,
Queenscliff was the best ever yet.
I got your back,
Section 8 and long necks on the attack,
When your book comes out this can be blub,
Wouldn’t have the,
Mates I do,
Without knowing that Kieran and you,
Leaks in the shed,
Far from dead,
Most weekends my floor is your bed.
Verse or two more,
It’s far from a chore,
Ladies scream BDP give me more!
A N T H
O N Y P
A T E
R S O N B
...Ing the best mate he can to me,
So happy birthday hope it’s magically,
The best one you’ve had yet,
Birthday rap? Game and fucking set!
released October 16, 2015
Sample: Woman by Wolfmother. They're awesome blokes who convinced Pato to play guitar. Thanks guys, you rock.
Rap by Todd.
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